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Not as much thanks as I hoped

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 12:50 PM
  • Mood: Neglect
Today really sucks
I'm at my grandma's right now and since I got here, my family has been tearing me apart

Yes the very same family that everyone seems to adore

If it's not my homework, it's my unemployment
If it's not my unemployment, it's my hair

AND NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THAT

And my mom is always complaining about how my grandma is critcizing every SHE does...5 bucks says I'll have to hit her in the face to get her to realize she's doing the same thing to me

She gave me an ultimatum the other day: Go to Genesee or UCCC
I can't even take a year off to build my work ethic...

Well the family is piling back into the living room, so I'll cut this here

Don't let your stomachs rupture, children <3

PS: My family has actually told me to my face that I'm the worst student of the family
and yes, my NINE YEAR OLD SISTER is apparently better than me...woo-hoo...

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:icontoasterphantom:
~toasterphantom Oct 18, 2009, 9:49:10 AM
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HORROR TOMORROW?

'Cause if you say yes, and I show up as the only one in makeup, I WILL SHANK YOU WITH SCISSORS FOR REAL.

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"These are both signed O.T."
"Who the hell is she!?"
"Opera Toast!"
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~BenchDweller Oct 18, 2009, 10:42:36 AM
B-but....I don't wanna get gross make-up and latex on my pillow :iconbaawwplz:

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Me: "ONWARD MIGHTY STEED!"
Dave the Armadillo: *grunt*
:icontoasterphantom:
~toasterphantom Oct 18, 2009, 1:21:01 PM
You said yes! What the hell. You said you were gunna! So a no? Don't answer so cryptically.

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"These are both signed O.T."
"Who the hell is she!?"
"Opera Toast!"
:iconfaranoravelosia:
~FaranoraVelosia 3 days 9 hours ago
OMG I KNOW BOTH OF YOU <3

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Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.
:icontoasterphantom:
~toasterphantom 3 days 9 hours ago
INDEED SMALL WORLD. HOW ABOUT THAT PHANTOM, HMMM?

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"These are both signed O.T."
"Who the hell is she!?"
"Opera Toast!"
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=Crimson-Moonshine Aug 28, 2009, 8:18:02 AM
If fucking dA counted my pageviews when I visited your page I'd have gotten the kiriban 3 days ago <xD

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:bulletblack::bulletpurple:...I want to take a bath with you and wash this chaos from my skin...:bulletblack::bulletpurple:

:bulletblue: Everybody likes cash.
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~BenchDweller Aug 28, 2009, 8:44:29 AM
So in other words, you got the kiriban? lol

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Me: "ONWARD MIGHTY STEED!"
Dave the Armadillo: *grunt*
:iconcrimson-moonshine:
=Crimson-Moonshine Aug 28, 2009, 8:46:45 AM
lol no, because dA is being retarded >1

But I've gone to your page literally 47 times today and your pageviews stay where they are >1

:iconffffplz:

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:bulletblack::bulletpurple:...I want to take a bath with you and wash this chaos from my skin...:bulletblack::bulletpurple:

:bulletblue: Everybody likes cash.
:iconbenchdweller:
~BenchDweller Aug 28, 2009, 8:49:23 AM
That happened to me with yours :[

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Me: "ONWARD MIGHTY STEED!"
Dave the Armadillo: *grunt*
:iconcrimson-moonshine:
=Crimson-Moonshine Aug 28, 2009, 9:07:44 AM
D'awwww.

dA is retarded :[

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:bulletblack::bulletpurple:...I want to take a bath with you and wash this chaos from my skin...:bulletblack::bulletpurple:

:bulletblue: Everybody likes cash.
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